Brothers and sisteres, may the eyes of the Loaf be upon thee on this terrible day of temptation, when lust and greed overwhelm thy senses, creating ffolish behaviours, for who shall rescue thee from thy predicament, which surely is greater for the bigamist amongst thee? None shall assist thee, for the path to damnation is open to thee, and ye have no sense of regret nor moral compass to guide thee amongst these dark days, thy soul thirsts for guidance and companionship, find it in the Loaf and amongst thine brothers in the Loaf, do not look to harlots and amoeba to satiate thy needs, lest ye be doomed to rot in the pits of hell, silent and alone, for all of time.
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