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Originally Posted by lotus96
The decay of morality begins, the BabBazz shall devour the earth and all the sinners upon it. Nudity, slavery, confusion and ignorance shall mark the ways of the false prophets and the prophets themselves, bothers and sisters, heed the message, love the Loaf and be saved, afore he sends the gatekeeper Jim with his pointed piano to combat the BabBazz and it's devilspawn, and the pointed piano of the Jim shall seek vengeance and pound it's wrath on the world, with quakes and tumults of unknown magnitutde, I beg thee sinners, repent and cease this talk, lest the wrath of the pointed piano fall solely upon thy heads.
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Rejoice and be glad, oh wretched ones, for the glory of the piano and its swift and terrible justice shall be made manifest. The high shall be made low, the low shall be made high, and those in the middle shall be made even more in the middle! BabBazz shall wail and cry out yet more show tunes, but to no avail for the day of the Loaf is nigh! The bat has arisen and shall smite the idolator, confound the false prophet, and rain down his winged fury upon the sinner. Repent while ye may!