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Originally Posted by original sin
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Originally Posted by Chris
HELP,
People are saying that i am paranoid - well, not saying it to my face but they are thinking it, I can tell.
I think they are jealous because the little voices are talking to me and not them!!!! What should I do?
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Chris
This appears to be an advanced case of paranoia  However all is not lost. Just remember the following:-
1/ If people are talking about you they are leaving someone else alone 
2/ They are definately jealous and lonely because they don't hear the voices 
If the voices are too loud and you can't hear Meat Loaf playing then you do have a serious problem  which can be solved very simply by washing your ears out......the most effective way to do this is to place your head in the toilet bowl and get someone to pulll the chain 
If the voices are issuing instructions this can be dangerous and the best way to cure this is to blast them out with Meat Loaf at full volume......sometimes they will leave you alone if you deny their existance and the best way to do this is to publicaly humiliate them.......find a crowded shopping centre stand in the middle and shout loudly " begone voices you have no power over me"
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thank you for the advice
The voices are still here but I am now banned from the local shopping centre!!!!!
And the weird nutter outside WHSmiths thinks he has found a soul mate!