*Thought I should try and make some sence of this thread
Long story, but it's all on these pages
F.M. *
Ladies and gentlemen, pray silence please for an official announcment.......
After a whirlwind (and blatant) bout of flirting of their on line characters....
Mr The Flying Mouse
&
Miss mszee
Herby happily and cordualy invite all their internet
friends of mlukfc
to the wedding of their internet personalities
They were very bored, and thought that a wedding between their virtual alrer egos would be a rather fun (if rather dumb) thing to do.
Put it this way, we get a party out of it 
.
Please note that they are not getting married in "real life".Turn up at a church, and you'll be very lonely 
The wedding will commence on
Sunday 28th May 2006
(This Sunday)
At 5:00 PM BST (or 12:00 noon for the bride in America)
After wedding function to be held at Mr Mouse's fine establishment
The Bat & Belfry
*prezzies appreciated* 
Thank you for your attention
F.M.
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Just move on, trust me...