You have no need to apologise. Jesus H Christ, some people are so highly strung they'll get their knickers in a twist at the slightest murmur. It was obvious from the very first post that it was all tongue in cheek, yet some people are that gullible they took it all in, hook, line and sinker. If people are offended by it then screw 'em..figuratively speaking of course
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