Well now I'm disappointed that I didn't post my earlier thoughts before the ruse was discovered. I held off on the slight chance that there may have been some truth to it. But I've decided to post it now.
Dottie - I belive you have made the right decision to stay with Roy. If you'd chosen Chris he probably would have left you for the first rack (of lamb) that walked by or the next spring chicken that came crashing into his life.
Well done guys - I for one found it a very amusing read (as I did your torrid 12 days of Christmas)