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Old 28 Feb 2006, 12:07   #311
Ageing Bat
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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:



* 2 litres of low fat milk

* a carton of eggs

* 2 litres of orange juice

* a head of lettuce

* half a dozen tomatoes

* a 500g jar of coffee

* a 250g pack of bacon



As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a

drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of

the cashier.



While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly

stated,

"You must be single."



The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was

intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked

at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about

her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital

status.



Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what,

you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"



the Drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
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