Well I personally think Microsoft/Windows get a lot of stick and don't think it's that bad.
Having said that Apple stuff is usually very good and they come up with good ideas.
But to even things out here are my alternate lyrics (please don't take things too seriously as I have a good Mac friend):
Like a Mac out of Hell
Steve Jobs is screaming about different Ipods
Down in Silicon Valley tonight
He's there in the shadows pointing a gun at me
Forcing me to buy one that's white
I-tunes is playing on my Mac all day
And my I-book is charged to go
And on my hard drive Quicktime is running
Oh I swear it's much better
Than Media Player
Just believe what a Mac guy knows.....
Oh baby, it's the only thing in this whole world
That's pure, incompatible and white
PC software like most use
Would never work you know I'm right
But I gotta get it out
Before I break this box
The cinema display is gone
So we gotta make the most of I-life right now
Cuz when Vista is released
We'll all be so alone
Like a Mac out of Hell finding software till the morning comes
When the night is over like a Mac out of hell
It won't run, run, run
Like a Mac out of Hell finding software till the morning comes
When my friends have none
Of those apples around
And my Macintosh looks so dim
Then like a sinner before Bill Gates in 7-11 I'll come crawling on back to him...
I cannot upgrade or install more ram
It's OSX Panther I like
When the G6 is out, whenever that may be
I'll tell Pc nerds to take a hike
You can't play games like on a console
They don't exist it seems
And nothing tops the cost
I get so crossed
Cuz I know what's in this darn box
And I know that It's white if I get it out there
Yes it will be white If I do
But with any other computer I would buy
You know that I'd rather that it's white too
If it's gotta be white, you know it's gotta be white
Never change the look it's true
If it's gotta be white, it's gotta be white
Gotta be white, you know it's gotta be white
If it's gotta be white you know it's gotta be white
Never change the look
Never change the look
Never change the look it's true.....
Oh baby, it's the only thing in this whole world
That's pure, incompatible and white
PC software like most use
Would never work you know I'm right
But I gotta get it out
Before I break this box
The cinema display is gone
So we gotta make the most of I-life right now
Cuz when Vista is released
We'll all be so alone
Like a Mac out of Hell finding software till the morning comes
When the night is over like a Mac out of hell
It won't run, run, run
Like a Mac out of Hell finding software till the morning comes
When my friends have none
Of those apples around
And my Macintosh looks so dim
Then like a sinner before Bill Gates in 7-11 I'll come crawling on back to him...
Then like a sinner before Bill Gates in 7-11 I'll come crawling on back to him...
Well I can see my Mac
Running graphic applications
Faster than any PC has ever done
They started Firewire twice as fast
And no one's gonna stop me now
I gotta hit escape
But I can't stop thinking of Ipods
And all the software has a name that's starts with the letter I
All the software has a name that's starts with the letter I!!!
Then I'm lying about the computer spec just for fun
Winding Windows users up is what I like
And I think somebody somewhere is buying a Dell
And the last thing I see is XP
Still running
Breaking every damn Apple
Throwing my Nano away
Like a Mac out of Hell
Then I'm lying about the computer spec just for fun
Winding Windows users up is what I like
And I think somebody somewhere is buying a Dell
And the last thing I see is XP
Still running, still running
Breaking every damn Apple
Throwing my Nano away
Hey! Like a Mac out of Hell
Like a Mac out of Hell
Like a Mac out of Hell
Oh like a Mac out of Hell
(Like a Mac of Hell finding software till the morning comes)
Oh like a Mac out of Hell
(Like a Mac of Hell finding software till the morning comes)
Oh like a Mac out of Hellllllll..........
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