A man was out travelling one day when he was caught in a storm. Knocking on the door of the nearest house, he asked for shelter from the old Italian man and his beautiful young daughter who lived there. The man agreed and showed him to a bedroom, but made the provision that the traveller was not to have any contact with the Italian's daughter, or steps would be taken...
Well, being a man, around midnight the traveller made his way into the daughter's bedroom, and proceeded to make love to her. In the morning he awoke, back in his own room, to see a large rock on the end of the bed. He picked it up, and threw it out of the window, when he suddenly noticed a note on the windowsill, which read "I know what you did - Mafia torture I - Left testicle tied to rock." He thought quickly and jumped out of the window, after the rock.
As he sailed through the window, he noticed another note, and grabbed it, only to read, "Mafia torture II - Right testicle tied to bedpost."
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