26. We have the ability to suck air in through our teeth while simultaneously tutting and shaking our heads before commencing any form of DIY.
27. We are aware then any form of DIY project does not start with a trip to a bathroom showroom (or similar0 but begins with a beer and you do not leave the house t go to the builders merchants until you ahve put on your paint splattered jeans, stuck a 2 inch half chewed pencil stub behind the ear and written some meaningless figures on a bit of torn paper.
28. We know that you cannot visit B&Q without a tape measure and the encil mentioned above!
Rob, i must take issue with your description of the plank as being to saw through - everyone knows that the plank in the shed is the one that yur father/grandfather used to put between two ladders when papering the stairs or painting the ceiling and is there because it can;t be used anymore as it's a bit dodgy for standing on but you don't throw good bits of wood away in case they come in useful one day.
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