Well, since I am not invited to Tims do I would ahve to hold my own:
Meat and Patti - Obviously
Bill Bryson - To add some witty conversation and humour
Stephen King - To see how he comes up with his ideas
Terry Pratchett - As above
Nell McAndrew - To add a spot of glamour
Delia Smith (or hannibal lecter) - To do the cooking
Anne Robinson - to see if she really is that nasty.
(Oh and Heat, Drop the Nosey and you've got it right!!
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