A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in Economy Class
gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The
flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.
She
then tells the blonde passenger that she paid for Economy and that
she will have to go and sit in the back. The blonde replies "I'm
blonde,
I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here!"
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and
co-pilot that there is some blonde sitting in First Class
that
belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat.
The
co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because
she
only
paid for Economy she is only entitled to an economy place and she
will
have to leave and return to her original seat. The blonde replies,
"I'm
blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying
right
here!"
Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use and
that
he probably should have the police waiting when they land to
arrest
this blonde woman that won't listen to reason. The pilot
says,
"You
say she's blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde, and I
speak blonde!"
He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says "Oh,
I'm sorry - I had no idea," gets up and moves back to her seat
in
the economy section. The flight attendant and co-pilot are
amazed
and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss. The
Pilot
replied "I told her First Class isn't going to Melbourne
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