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Old 10 Nov 2005, 20:24   #301
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A successful businessman was to give a speech at his old school. He had all the ingredients of a rousing speech about succeeding in life, but lacked a punchline. As he approached the hall, he saw written on the doors "Push" and thought "That's it! Push!" He duly delivered a wonderful lecture and concluded "What you need to succeed in life is written on the doors of this hall." Everyone turned to look and read the word "Pull".
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