Who's stealing my jokes then???
Within three hours of posting the Brazillion Joke here, it was emailed to FHM/Nuts magazine for the joke of the week competition!!! (it did not win) But the email was a straight copy and paste as it included my spelling mistakes!!
Todays Joke
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In a house there lived three balloons: a mommy balloon, a daddy balloon and little toddler balloon.
Now every night, toddler balloon was getting up in the middle of the night and going into mommy adn daddy balloons' bed to sleep and his parents were obviously getting fed up of this.
One night Daddy Balloon has an idea and says to mommy balloon "if we both blow ourselves up a little bit more then we will fill the bed so he can;t climb in with us." So they blow themselves up a bit and go to sleep.
That night Toddler Balloon tries to climb into the bed adn cant fit so he has an idea. he lets a little bit of air out of Daddy balloon, a little bit of air out of Mommy Balloon and a little bit of air out of himself. He climbs in to the bed and goes to sleep.
The following day, Daddy balloon confronts toddler balloon about what he ahs done and is furious so he starts shouting at him
"you've let me down, you've let your mother down, and worst of all, you've let yourself down!"
