The parentals are off in Tenerife.
I pointed out this excellent bar which does Meat loaf ****tails - apparently it is right next door to their resort so on the first night they went in ostensibly for a few drinks but actually to obtaina copy of the menu for me!
However, the bar now only has one menu which is laminated and pinned to the wall. People kept taking them home apparently
Luckily my family is nothing if not resourceful - tonight sister and brother-in-law are going to have a row in the middle of the bar in the hope of distracting everyone while daddy whips the list!!!
Failing that they have back up plans!!
