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Chris · 12 May 2003, 22:07

Hi all,

I work in a newsagents and this amused me today.

A lad (about 7 years old) came in and was acting like a right little brat being rude to my staff and everything.

He came up to the counter and said "Oy, How much are these?"

I thought, I'm not serving him until he says please and thank you. so I replied "How much are these what?"

"How much are these mints?" he said.

"How much are these mints what?" said I

"How are much are these mints Mr.?" He said

(I was getting bored now) "Whats the magic word?" Said I

"How much are these mints Mr. Abracadabra!!!!!!!" He said.

At which point I started laughing hysterically.

12 May 2003, 22:07	#1
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	Tale From The Shop Counter Hi all, I work in a newsagents and this amused me today. A lad (about 7 years old) came in and was acting like a right little brat being rude to my staff and everything. He came up to the counter and said "Oy, How much are these?" I thought, I'm not serving him until he says please and thank you. so I replied "How much are these what?" "How much are these mints?" he said. "How much are these mints what?" said I "How are much are these mints Mr.?" He said (I was getting bored now) "Whats the magic word?" Said I "How much are these mints Mr. Abracadabra!!!!!!!" He said. At which point I started laughing hysterically.