Maybe this is some help for the nice days to come! Try to give this to your boss.
REQUEST FORM
Fill in this form completely and send it at least 14 days before the date you want to start your sick leave to inform your boss so the company can function properly.
Name.................................................................. ..................................
First name ...................................................................... .......................
Address ...................................................................... .............................
Zipcode ..................... City ..................................................................
Type of disease ...................................................................... .............
Date you want to the disease to start ....-....-20.....
Did you apply earlier for the same disease Yes/No
If so on what date ....-....-20....
How do you want the disease to be?
Kindly/Severe fever/contagious/Incurable/permanent disabled/deadly
If it is a deadly disease do you wish the management to be
represented at your funeral? Yes/No
Place you wish to be sick?
At home/Centre Parks/French Riviera/Spain/Greece.
If you want the disease to be contagious, to who should this be?
Management/manager/the one in charge/colleague
Who? Name ...................................................................... ...............
Do you wish your partner to be informed? Yes/No
As medication I want: Interest/Love/Massage/Soda/Beer/gin.
Time to be sick: ... days/ .....weeks/......months/ ........ years.
I declare to have filled in all the necessary answers where possible, as much as to be truth.
Place ....................................
Date ....-....-20....
Signature