08 Jan 2005, 19:18
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Astrophysicist At Large
Join Date: 19.04.2003
Location: Beneath his dreaming tree
Posts: 4,284
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Originally Posted by dottie
Someone once said there only two things in life that are certain death and taxes. I would argue that they are one and the same, the only difference being that death can only claim you once, but taxes grab you every year...  |
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Originally Posted by Billy Connoly
What have Ostriches, Pelicans and the Inland Revenue got in common??
they can all stick their bills up their a***es
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