Right - there must be people out there with embarrassing tails from when they were a child. You know the ones - the one's your parents would gladly disown you for
Mine was:
When I was around 18 mnths - 2 yrs old - I used to wear those old fashioned sanitary towels (you know the ones with loops on each end

) as earrings -
run up & down the pavement - shouting
Daddy!!! at
all Airmen in uniform on the RAF base (my Dad was an fireman in the RAF)
My mum was soooo embarrassed
OR
Do you have any other embarrassing moments - anywhere
I have lots from work - but will save those for another day