Once our office party was themed "Tramps & Tarts". I was many years ago when I was young and impulsive (!) so I decided to go as a tart, A JAM TART!! There was I in a red body suit with a huge tart covering front and back. Only problem was that the theme had been changed to "Vicar and Tramps", and I didn't know, so the joke fell flat. However, 20 years on the oldies still tell the tale every time the Christmas party psoter goes up!
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