[Biter]

Ok, I'm off to sunny spain on saturday and I just know somethings gonna go wrong. Knowing this, I have prepared myself with several books and tapes. Does anyone have any suggestions of what I can do if (when) things go tits up?

This is what has happened to me since my first holiday...
1. We got kept at the airport because passport control were stupid.
2. I fell out of a window and broke several bones, including my neck.
3. Got dumped by telephone. Caught the shits.
4. Disgusting apartment, got arrested, broke another bone.
5. Got the shits again. Had to share bed with family of roaches and bitey things.

As you can tell, I'm not very optimistic about this one so if you have any suggestions of time fillers (e.g. good books I should read, expensive cocktails I should get 'happy' on) please let me know.

Biter xxx