Ok people.
Lesson one - Sing like Amy Winehouse
First, you must go to sleep after eating a big bowl of bran avec baked beans et le brussels sprouts.
Go to sleep
Wake up and go to toilet with microphone and tape recorder
Fart violently into tape recorder
Put it on general release and pick up a Brit award for your original interpretation of 'urban/jazz fusion'
Bitch about everyone who is better than you (eg. the cat next door with its bits caught in a mangle)
Congratulations! You are now Amy Winehouse!!!
