IF YOU DONT STAND STILL I'LL CUT YER AR$E OFF AS WELL!
Oh, hi guys? anyone fancy a drink?
*to eddie*
NOT YOU! NOT UNTIL I HAVE FINISHED SEWING UP YOUR SECOND BLADDER
im installing a second bladder in edd's body so she can drink more alcy and not get piddled. Anyone else want one?
*turns back to eddie*
OK, I'LL FIX YOUR LEG - JUST STOP BLEEDIN WHININ!!!!!
ok all finished. NOW YOU CAN GET A DRINK.
UNGRATEFUL MOO...
*goes to sink and washes tools, grumbling....*