Groan: weird day. At school was asked to write a story called The Journey. (how old am I? 14: I did this stuff when I was ten!!!!) everyone else was writing things like being in a car, and a train or spooky stuff. What do I write about? Friggin' alan the ant going down the pavement.
We've come up with a name for the group. Pigs rectum
I think i'll take Jenna aside and gently tell her that Pigs Rectum is not exactly the sort of name that people who are boring will not *ahem* appreciate.
Waistcoat is no longer. Instead have taken to wearing my old trusty beret with huge dennis the menace badges on.