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Old 24 Apr 2003, 10:36   #6
dottie
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Join Date: 29.01.2003
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Originally Posted by Bren The Bat
Hi once more!!

Loved your version of the Battyness book!! made me laugh!!
i needed cheering up its so lonely here

6 ) one must have ones zimmer frame converted to include a cherry picker platform for maximum viewing potential!!

7 ) Alternativly one must be prepared to stand on the shoulders of ones offspring especially the taller ones (lucky me, my sons 6ft 3 ) not this could be a disadvantage if the offspring try to stand on you!

8 ) you must sing along to Meat Loaf no matter where you are or who is watching you!
Actually I was thinking I could take my husbands roof ladders that way I can be sure of seeing everything.

My hubby is a 6footer I'm 5 2in I always stand on my seat and hang on like there's no tomorrow - but for some reason the security do not like this (Iwonder why) is it because they see me coming and think Oh right here comes another short a..e look out for the seats. She could possibly sue us for personal injury.

I always sing along in between puffs of my inhaler - I reckon I'll need at least 2 with me at Wembley Never needed them last year at Hyde Park must be getting old. By the way I'll be the one with bluehair in the 6th row at Wembley - shout out Hi Golden Oldie
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