If you buy two, do you live twice as long
Tell you what though, if that guy is right, we're gonna look pretty dumb laughing from inside our wooden overcoats
And....
If you get one, and do die, how do you know that it wasn't just one faulty one in a banch of otherwise perfectly good ones
If it comes with a lifetime guarentee, you buy one, and die, how the hell do you get a refund
