my copy of the book of BATness varies slightly to your's it appears:
having superior intelligence leads to being a Meat Loaf fan
being a Meat Loaf fan leads to tea drinking and dancing joyfully around the kitchen
this leads to injury(im not as young as i used to be!)or a higher plane oe existence
this does not lead to wisdom as we go out and buy more CD's and do it all over again!!
thus leading to greater intelligence but i'm not quite sure how.