Blonde Jokes! I'm allowed to tell them 'cos I'm blonde.
There's a blonde, a brunette and a red head and they are all stuck on a desert island. One day they are wandering along the beach when they spot an old brass lamp being washed up and down the beach by the waves. Curiously the brunette picks it up and rubs it clean and is not totally surprised when a genie appears before them.
"Greetings," says the genie. "I am the genie of the lamp and I will grant you each one wish."
Overjoyed the brunette cries, "I wish I was home!" and she vanishes. The red head picks up the lamp and she too wishes to go home. The blonde looks around sadly at the empty beach and sighs.
"I wish my friends were back here."
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