Q&A
 

:twisted: Answer a question, then ask a question.

Questions to be vuague as poss, answers to make no sence at all.



What does it do?

:twisted: Flushes the toilet.


Where does it go?

:twisted: Alabama.


What does it eat?

Cinderella

Why is it flying?

Because the voices told it to.

How many can it wear?

5 and 6 on rainy day

How many chickens crossed the road?

a video recorder

Why is it sticky?

Obviously, it's because it's red

How many does it take?

One, three times a day after meals.

Can it do that?

No, it has only 3 legs

Is it yours?

No it's Brian's

How is it possible?

Because it eats 3 times a day

Can we please?

nope, it's straight


why is it so small?

Because it is gigantic

This elevator?

nope, the one two floors below.


Why the printer and not the scanner?

because of the black cat

what your cat?

nope, marvin

whats wrong with Bill Gates?

Sixteen, but only on Thursdays

What age is the river?

:twisted: Sheep.


What's it for?

Dental hygiene

Did you have to mention it?

Of course, the train was late today!

is book written?

No, but I have coloured it in.

Can penguins?

yes, because they can fly

Have you finished your birdie?

EDIT:This was aimed at Andy's post, but I got in late, but I still think it's funny so it stays :p





:twisted: No.

It's cruel, and they don't taste so good anyway.


When do you want it?

on top of the roof

what's a cushion good for?