How To Win A Million.
 

:twisted: In easy steps.

1.Apply for Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.

2.Have your application accepted 8)

3.Win fastest finger first :mrgreen:

4.Get the questions right.Especiailly the really easy ones :doh:

D'oh! What a pillock... Perhaps he should try again after he's had some sleep...

Alright...I am laughing so hard I can't post anything clever...or even funny...this is HYSTERICAL...

:lmao:

What loser !!!

:lmao:!!!!!!!!!

:coffee: Wonder how quickly he changed his brand of coffee now he's wearing that capital "L" on his forehead. :doh:

:twisted: It would actually make a pretty good coffee ad :lol:

And the guy would finally get some green out of it :mrgreen:

I hope he reads this forum...cause you just gave him brilliant idea...one he will never get to himself...

Would probably make a better "should've gone to specsavers ad"

heheh :lol: