Emote Story
 

Just like the other thread, you tell a story BUT in this one in the sentence there has to be an emote, (thanks to caelan for the idea :p)

Once upon a time there was a man called :sherlock:

He was investigating a very strange disease where all people start to :drool:

the people looked very :hic:

and turned into :tard: looking

Because of the :twisted: wizard

coming from a :keke:country

whos pets all looked like :bunny:

:sherlock:didn't really know where to start

A local recommended seeking a :arrr: for clues

but the pirate was slightly:tard:

This caused him to :panic:

as he was looking for:hand: with finding the

:devil: he had a vision

that told him to :lurk:

this suggestion made him :lmao:

he then decided to go :nag: the village idiot

Who talked :shit: for 3 hours

after which time he decided to :boohoo:

which mad the locals :cheer:

just then an evil :devil: appeared

which caused total :silence:

that made him :roll:

so he decided to have another :cheers:

:barf: But...landlord of the inn he was staying in was completely :barf:

Disgusted by this he fakes a :yawn: and quickly leaves