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mszee 05 Oct 2006 15:02

WARNING: DANGERS OF BEER!!!
 
MAKE SURE YOU WATCH THE DEMO!!!

Credit goes to Allrevvedup...

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer".

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them.
A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted
After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."
In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.


Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.
If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.
For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.

For a video to see how beer works click here:


http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf

The Flying Mouse 05 Oct 2006 16:02

:twisted: :lmao:

Brilliant :mrgreen:

Lord Kagan 05 Oct 2006 19:39

Beer has dangers?! :shock:

R. 05 Oct 2006 20:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by R. (Post 172396)
University of Waterloo scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoeostrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1. Gained weight.
2. Talked excessively without making sense.
3. Became overly emotional.
4. Couldn't drive.
5. Failed to think rationally.
6. Argued over nothing.
7. Had to sit down while urinating.
8. Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

No further testing was considered necessary. :lawl:


mszee 05 Oct 2006 20:33

They have forgotten one fact...all of them turned lesbians...

R. 05 Oct 2006 20:34

How to properly open a bottle of beer ...

:))

SW31 05 Oct 2006 20:36

most excellant

MeatGrl1 05 Oct 2006 20:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by R. (Post 271579)
How to properly open a bottle of beer ...

:))

:lmao: !!!!!!!!!!

SW31 05 Oct 2006 20:41

would like to see aproach 2 done at rah

The Flying Mouse 05 Oct 2006 21:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by chris.l (Post 271584)
would like to see aproach 2 done at rah

:twisted: Yep.

EN MASSE :mrgreen:

In the meantime, more findings............



http://www.nearlygood.com/video/ninecoronas.html

Benny 05 Oct 2006 21:50

:lol:

MeatGrl1 05 Oct 2006 23:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE (Post 271666)
:twisted: Yep.

EN MASSE :mrgreen:

In the meantime, more findings............



http://www.nearlygood.com/video/ninecoronas.html

:lmao:

Random but highly amusing !!!

Lord Kagan 06 Oct 2006 00:08

:D good thread :lmao:

mszee 06 Oct 2006 01:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE (Post 271666)
:twisted: Yep.

EN MASSE :mrgreen:

In the meantime, more findings............



http://www.nearlygood.com/video/ninecoronas.html

Neil...thanks for remembering my beer of choice!!!

Cheers, mate!!!

:cheers:


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