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White of High 31 Mar 2003 23:51

Blond Girls Jokes
 
I don't know that are these jokes in some place of world? 'Blond Girls Jokes'! In Hungary it means jokes about foolish girls. My fav:

What does a blond girls say when she is lying under a cow?
?????
Come on, boys! What are you waiting for?
:lol:

I wait others...

Anonymous 01 Apr 2003 01:05

another joke.......
 
A blonde and a brunette jump off the Empire States Building. Who hits the ground first?

Answer:- The brunette, the blonde has to stop and ask for directions


How does a blonde turn the light on after sex?

Answer:- She opens the car door

Anonymous 03 Apr 2003 22:40

Re: Blond Girls Jokes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by White of High
I don't know that are these jokes in some place of world? 'Blond Girls Jokes'! In Hungary it means jokes about foolish girls. My fav:

What does a blond girls say when she is lying under a cow?
?????
Come on, boys! What are you waiting for?
:lol:

I wait others...

Give me an udder! (other)

White of High 03 Apr 2003 22:47

What is it? A blonde girl dyes brown her hair.
?????????
Artificial intelligence!

dottie 03 Apr 2003 22:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by White of High
What is it? A blonde girl dyes brown her hair.
?????????
Artificial intelligence!

Very Droll 8O

White of High 03 Apr 2003 22:56

Strange or funny?

Anonymous 03 Apr 2003 23:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by White of High
Strange or funny?

Bit of Both - I've just been reprimanded I'm so embarrased

White of High 03 Apr 2003 23:05

Why? You are blue. :lol:

tukayaway 05 Apr 2003 03:11

Here's a long one:

A blonde is rowing in a boat in the middle of a field. Another blonde driving past, sees her and gets out of the car. She then shouts out, "You idiot, look at what you're doing, you're giving us blondes a bad name. If it wasn't for the fact I can't swim, I would come over and hit you!"

:lol:

White of High 05 Apr 2003 15:00

Good!!!!


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