How dodgy are you?
 

Well?

Scoundrel

More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 102 Potential fine: £9500

:oops:

Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 66 Potential fine: £7000


Oh Dear

18 years, £7000 fine adn death penalties on 3 continents.

Just as well they don;t ask about the really dodgy stuff.

Oh dear i am crooked 97 years in jail and £7000 fine and here is me thinking i am Miss Goody Goody :cool: :oops:

Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 22 Potential fine: £2000

Years in prison: 36 Potential fine: £2000

Geez...and here I thought I am an old boring hag...geez...

oh er i'm a bit DODGY 26.5 years & £2000 in fines ow well back to the downloads

I'm Dubious... possiable 12 yrs in prison and a 2000gbp fine.

J.

Boy...you're practically an angel!!!

I am REALLY dubious though...my bigger half turned out to be 0 years in jail and 0 fine...what's that all about in comparison to my record? Who did I marry???

HOney, if you don't know/can't remember, we can't help you... ;-)

Oh well...and I thought we are all friends here...hey...how was your birthday?

We all friends here, don't worry, just a sarcastic mood in place.. :D

It was, well, um, good, I think.... I didn't get arrested nor am I in hospital, so something must have gone right. Thanks for asking. :D

I don't worry...I have a decent sense of humor...and understand sarcasm very well...

I think when somebody on that test gets 0 time jail and 0 fine, they are serial killers - that's what I was implying...I've married an ax murderer!!!

Sounds like a decent birthday...many more to come!!!

What really worries me is the questions they didn't ask ... :shock:

risky -five and a half years in prison and a whopping potential £2000 fine:oops:

Just call me Hypnobabe Goody Two Shoes...

we don't beleive you ... .:))

Ouch...

Is there something you should be telling us, AndyK?

Errr ... I think it's more a case of what I shouldn't be telling you ;-)

Oh please...you all got off cheaply...how would you feel if you got 36 years and 2000 fine...and your husband witnessed that...and then got 0 years and 0 fine...if I knew...I would have lied too...

48 yrs and a £9.5K fine is getting off lightly is it? The only consolation is that I know for a fact that she-who-thinks-she-must-be-obeyed would get at least that if not more, as she's an accomplice :))

Well..did your significant other witnessed your shame and then turned out to be an angel???

Make her do it...in front of you...while you're reading all her answers...let them suffer like we suffer...

Does it show that I was chatting here till all hours of the night....and now trying to work???