A question for the men
 

I am blatently stealing this from another board that i am on as it has provoked quite a good debate over there.

When you are alone in the pub or somewhere public staring ahead into the middle-distance looking as tho you are either empty-headed or contemplating one of lifes great mysteries, what are you thinking?

:zzz: :bleh:

Oh, c'mon Chris! 'men' and 'think' are just not two words that go together.

D'oh, what u say there :retard: :retard: :barf:

You answered ya own question Gerry :retard: :retard:

:twisted: I've actually tried to put a bit of though into this one :roll: .
I've come to the conclussion that it's usually one of three things......

I really want to................

Should I...................

Wish I had/hadn't..................


None of the above being very good things :( , but if they were, you wouldn't be alone in the pub staring ahead into your own heart in the first place ;) .

As a former barmaid most men seem to be thinking 'who can i get to buy my next pint?'

Or to make this relevant to mouse's suggestion
I really want ...another pint
Should i ...make friends with this guy next to me so he will buy me one
Wish i had ...another pint
:grin:

OR:


I really want: a pee

Should I: go now or wait til I'm half way home then find an alleyway

Wish I had: enough money to get a kabab

depends on the amount of alcohol consumed

I think about the inevitability of our own demise as a species. Also that the guy in the tight jeans is hot.

she's got nice boob's
she's got a nice bum
i'd like to get that one in the sack
still got time for a pint before the wife come's
she's got nice boob's
she's got a nice bum
woah! look at the leg's on that one
oh s*d it im off for a curry !!!!

sound familiar ???? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

So when were you standing next to me in a bar then Rick? :sneaky:

Why didn't you talk to me?????

sorry allready pulled !! next time ?????:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: