I feel like Chicken Tonight....
 

I've made the local newspaper.

Guess which one is me in this story - Clickety Click

:oops::oops::oops::oops::oops::oops:

Are Smart cars 4 x 4 now then Chris??!!

The shop van was in for it's service so they lent me a landrover for the day.

oooooh, you chicken nicker you!

*puts down drumstick*

Sorry, what did you say?

*picks up drumstick*

Note to Dottie:

Apparently Chris has been crying foul because you've been sending him the wrong kind of fowl. Perhaps you could include some live chickens with your next post to help win over his affections.

Or....

Perhaps the live chickens were to be meant as a gift for you.....

You must be stuffed Chris! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :lmao: :lmao: