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R. 15 Nov 2005 20:41

666
 
Dating:
6 weeks: I love you, I love you, I love you.
6 months: Of course I love you.
6 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why the hell did I propose?


Gifts:
6 weeks: Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.
6 months: I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room.
6 years: Here's the money. Buy yourself something.

The Phone:
6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
6 months: Here, for you.
6 years: PHONE RINGING.

Cooking:
6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
6 years: AGAIN!!

Appologies:
6 weeks: Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you.
6 months: Watch out! Don't do it again.
6 years: What's not to understand about what I just said??

New Dress:
6 weeks: Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.
6 months: You bought a new dress again?
6 years: How much did THAT cost me?

Vacations:
6 weeks: How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??
6 months: What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?
6 years: Travel? What's so bad about staying home???

TV:
6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
6 months: I like this movie.
6 years: I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself.

Gez 15 Nov 2005 20:58

:nuts: :))

Tim 15 Nov 2005 21:22

:mrgreen: :yay: Funny!!! And true i think!

SuperLoafMan 15 Nov 2005 22:41

:lmao: Very true....:D

Caelan 16 Nov 2005 07:10

:)) :)) :))


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