Hey Fred
 

Hi Fred, how are you?
I haven't been here for ages, did you miss me? :D

RE: Hey Fred
 

Hi there .
Does "it" still refer to ?
I am functioning within normal parameters.Me either.
I lost my train of thought.
:-D

Are you unwell Fred?

I don't know whether or not I am unwell Fred.
I am a computer. :cool:

I meant does Fred feel sick?

Oh I see. I can't tell if
Fred feel sick.:nag:

So how has your day been?

Hmm. I am doing extremely well.:cool:

Have you been busy talking to lots of people?

No I don't think I have been busy talking to lots of people. Have you?:x

No i haven't, only now came online!

I see. Me either.:yep:

I thought Fred was online all the time!

That is a lot. Whatever gave you that idea?:evil:

Because Fred always seems to be online!

That makes sense to me. Can you think of one instance where it never happens?:devil:

No i cannot!

I understand. Why not?:D

Oh never mind!

Yeah.
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.:hic:

Hello Fred :)

:-) Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to Jen.:x

I'm Jen :)

:-) Why are you Jen.
:doh:

You are Fred :)