Words of wisdom
 

... and some random deep thoughts:

If at first you don't succeed,
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila,
If man evolved from monkeys and apes,
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?

If a pit bull humps your leg,
Light travels faster than sound.

Live every day as if it were your last.
The easiest way to find something that’s lost is
If a thing is worth doing,
Why do you press harder on a remote control
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow,
Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous

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nice one R.

:lmao: very good!!! Nice R.

Good one R... I liked the tequila one...ROFL.