How to earn the respect/friendship of a Moderator
 

1. buy a smart car.

(now post your suggestions)

2. ban mousetraps :lol:

:wtf:

(3) choose the correct thread title.
(4) buy a decent car. :p

Alcohol and/or pictures of CC, Patti, Amy, Elaine, Kati, Doreen, Karla or Ellen always seem to work well round here :-D

Change your name to 'dottie' and age by some what years :lol:

Give them beer :p (or other alcoholic drinks)

Forget the photos - envelopes filled with £50 notes should do the trick.

Failing that, anyone eligible fromthis personal ad would be guaranteed to earn my respect/friendship!!!
:twisted::twisted:

Or just be cute and blonde!!!:D;)

Confuse them... say you are the mod, and keep repeating it till they believe it :P

Andy - see "One For The Boys"

Buy you a pint in Kent ;)

Buy them (cough Andy Cough) plenty of chocolate! Lol!

Kill two birds with one stone - buy Andy's chocolate from a friendlt mod who happens to run a sweetie shop (apparently they are supposed to be "nice" to customers!!!):twisted:

Hahaha!! Can i order at least 10 bars of chocolate then....i think thats how many i owe him! :lmao:

At least 10 ... Chris can you accept that order and arrange for it to be delivered straight to my home address, seems a waste to send it to Grimsby first :-D

And keep in with the Archangel Gabriel - you know who you are.......... :-P

Flirting often works wonders :wink:

You would know AB :cool: :cool: :lol:

Become friends with Satan...*evil laugh*

Coming from the Horses mouth there ;) ;)

Doh!!! :evil: Your too wise andy (you know how they say about the older the wiser :twisted: )

If thats the case then just send 2 bars to Andy....that's all he was gonna get anyway! :lmao:

Night out at the Lap dancers on me lads :D :D :D

We've a great one in Twickenham Gerry :cool: :lol:

A combination of flattery, bribery and blackmail seems to work wonders ;)

vote for them in the M.E.A.T.I.E.S :D

won't be to sure about that Bren.... :D

Didn't know you did that Dottums :mrgreen: :heart: