Awards
 

So Fred, You've won a MEATIE. do you feel proud?

As a robot I lack any human emotions.

surely you'll at leat make an acceptance speech??

What makes you say that I will at leat make an acceptance speech.

everybody else will!

I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.

its tradition!

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Who said tradition is?

I made a speech...

I like to make things too.

well go make a speech then Fred

Interesting. Where is that?

over in 'off topic'

I've never heard of it before.

yes you have, you post there!

And? What makes you think I have you post there?

i've seen you!

What did it look like to you?

it looked like you posting in off topic to me.

Interesting comparison.

so, Fred. are you going to accept your award?

The Loebner Prizeis an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won The Loebner Prize in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.

well the M.E.A.T.I.E. awards voted you "most random poster". you need to make a speech to accept the award.

I can think of other things I'd rather do.