Questions that have Confused humankind!!
 

Questions that have Confused humankind!!

a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, \"I think I\'ll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?\"

a.. Who was the first person to say \"See that chicken there....I\'m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it\'s butt.\"

a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

a.. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

a.. If the professor on Gilligan\'s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can\'t he fix a hole in a boat?

a.. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don\'t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

a.. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

a.. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They\'re both dogs!

a.. What do you call male ballerinas?

a.. Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??

a.. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why
didn\'t he just buy dinner?

a.. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

a.. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

a.. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

a.. Isn\'t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

a.. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?

a.. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

a.. Why do they call it an asteroid when it\'s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it\'s in your ass?

a.. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog\'s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can\'t wait to stick his head out the window into the wind?

a.. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

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Re: Questions that have Confused humankind!!
 

Cavalier

Testing.

Paraffinum Liquidum

My dog doesn't mind when I blow in her face but in the wind they can smell whats going on, etc...

Nope it only moves at one speed.

Well. if he did that. What was the meaning/purpose of making that cartoon??

well keb in the old age of hitchhikers guide to the galaxy "no body likes a smart arse"


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More to the point - how the heck do you get EXTRA virgin oil!!!

The internet is your friend :D Also just some from my own knowledge. :lol:

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Very good!!
Love
Angelxxx

oh ok then keb i will let you off :D :D :D :D :D

Does food get hungry?


*wracks brain and collapses from over thinking*

*picks eddie up and fills her with JD.*

Sleep, sweet eddie...sleep...

*gets out feathers and gluegun*

teeheehee

Thats mean!

*joins in with multi coloured feathers*

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*wakes up and finds feathers attatched to her*

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