This definetely deserves the :wtf: smiley! :wtf:
 

8O

:twisted: If you buy two, do you live twice as long :nuts:

Tell you what though, if that guy is right, we're gonna look pretty dumb laughing from inside our wooden overcoats 8O

And....

If you get one, and do die, how do you know that it wasn't just one faulty one in a banch of otherwise perfectly good ones 8O

If it comes with a lifetime guarentee, you buy one, and die, how the hell do you get a refund :?

WTF in deed, I don't see nothing :roll:

OK then!!!!!

Has anyone checked the guys water supply for additives!! (like gin, vodka and 90% proof ethanol!!!!)

8O :wtf:

wtf? How would you know that you would last forever if its only been in buissness for eight years? And what would your partner think if they saw you wearing that foot thing? WTF????

I wouldn't like to live forever. I have tis idea of heaven where we all have a few thousand acres each, and each one has everything you want in the world. Even the things you never knew you wanted because they know exactly what it is! Noone critisising you, noone telling you what to do, yeah. Okay, thats just weird. I'm shutting up now.

I'm one of the IMMORTALS anyway - well it feels like it sometimes :lol:

and that metal thing would dread to image where you put that :lol:

yeah... :oops: wouldn't it get in the way of you know what?

YES!!! :lol:

hmmmm... so romantic... the moon glowing... the candles flickering.... the windows open, the curtains blowing the wind... the sweet sound of the music on the radio, the gentle clang clang clang of the metal foot brace...

Am I the only person to realise how incredibly awful the idea of an afterlife is? FOREVER. . .EVER. . . .ETERNITY.

You'd get bored after a few thousand millenia or so I'll bet.

Not really rob because you have a choice. You can stay in heaven for as long as you want and it'll change with whatever you want, and if you get bored, you get to do another life. Simple! Thats what i belive.