Car Bumper Stickers
 

Saw this on a car bumper in car park at work, it just really appealed to me lmao

I'M UP AND DRESSED ..... WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT

Wonder where I could get one of them as my hubby keeps saying to me 'Oh you have eventually got outta bed' lol

oh my mum had one which read
my cars a virgin......it wont go all the way

that one still gets me

Lol i like that one

My friend has one on her car which says My Other Transport is a Broomstick

My all time fave...

JESUS LOVES YOU.....BUT EVERYONE ELSE THINKS YOU'RE A C*NT...

The one I put on my husbands car says:

If we are what we eat, then I am fast, cheap and easy

He was not impressed :twisted:

Maria

See my sig. :wtf:

My Dad had one on his Rolls Royce that said:

My other car's a Mini

You can call yourself hockey-mad, when...

...you see a bumper sticker saying: "JESUS SAVES"
and immediately think:
"SATAN PICKS UP THE REBOUND, HE SHOOTS AND SCOOOOOOORES!"


(Satan is the name of a hockey player)

:lol: i love it

Just spotted another one when I was down at local shop -

So far today I made only one mistake .... I got out of bed!!

My car sticker is ace, hubs bought it 2 weeks ago, it says:

"And on the eigth day God made Meat Loaf"

Had quite a few comments I can tell you but I love it.

WWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!!! I want it!!

Where does everyone get these from anyway??

I used to have one on my old car that was


"I'm listening to The Black Crowes just to p*** you off"

I thought it was really funny - I suppose you could make that one into any band.....

I saw one yesterday coming home from work:


Stop inbreeding.....................Ban Country Music :twisted:



Maria

Sorry Heli, but once more you can get this sticker through ebay. I see it there every week or so

I had one on my last car:

Get revenge: Sh*t on a pigeon

Grrrrr!! Well lets hope theres still one ther in 4 years time when i get my own house and my own computer and my own interenet!! :lol: :lol: :twisted:

This one isn't a bumper sticker but i reckon it's quite funny.

Seen on the back of a very dirty white van:

I wish my wife was as dirty as this

(those of us who do a lot of driving have probably already seen this, but it still appeals to me) :lmao:

I've seen that as well. I thought it was quite funny.


Heres some I've seen

A real gentleman wouldn't stare at my stickers.

As a matter of fact, I do own the road

Get off my ass before I start to like it!

I'm looking for the right pedestrian to run over.

Your child may be an honors student, but You're still an idiot.
I think this is the funniest

Watch out for the idiot behind me.