GIRL'S CLUB
 

One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house.

His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing
in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around
the front yard.

The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house.
Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp
had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall..

In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel,
and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was
spilled on the counter, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass
lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more
piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she may be ill,
or that something serious had happened.

He found her lounging in the bedroom, still curled in the bed
in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and
asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked,

"What happened here today?"

She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you
come home from work and you ask me what in the world did I do today?"

"Yes" was his incredulous reply.

She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it." :lmao:

WOW!!! I think my mum can relate to that!!

I can relate to that!!!

like it FA :twisted: :twisted:

U made my day F.A.

Heres a pic Sharon (Fallen Angel) found :D


http://www.pumpkinpie.coldpizza.co.u...of%20humor.jpg

Like it!!! :P

totally class!! that made my day - I got treated to a load of jokes today, sort of how men are better than women - blah blah....as if...

Youz girls r just too bad :twisted:

A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye: $500 Porsche! New! The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for $500, and he thought it might be a joke, but thought it was worth a shot. So he went to the lady's house and sure enough, she had an almost brand new Porsche.
"Wow!" the man said. "Can I take it for a test drive?" Unlike what he expected, the man found that the car ran perfectly and took it back to the lady's house.

"Why are you selling me this great Porsche for only $500?"

"My husband just ran off with his secretary, and he told me I could have the house and the furniture as long as I sold his Porsche and sent him the money."

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I love that one Heli ..... can just imagine that happening :twisted:

Fallen Angel, I love the story you posted! That has been my house the last week- I've had a killer cold- coughing like a lifelong smoker though I've never even had a puff- and my house is a wreck. My husband just can't understand why everything is so much messier than usual! Hmmm...could it be that the one person who cleans it is ill? Oy!

Sherrie

Welcome to my world :twisted:


Maria

great stories- i think my mum can relate to that one, except i'm tidy (honestly! ) its my dad and brother she spends all day cleaning up after :D

U girls sure know how to cheer eachother up.
Kaz: for me i'd have to change that a little im a typical teen and half the time me and my dad make the most mess.

I got some pathetic blonde joke off a mate to stick up here cause he thought why not see a girls reactin. Well here it is and iam sorry if it offends anyone and that it sucks!!!
A blonde and a brunette apply for the same job at a job center.
brunette goes in first...
Guy"How many Ds are in indiane jones?"
Brunette"Easy..one" Got job.
Guy:Same as above"
Blonde: thats a heard one *Hums theme tune to her self*eh..36 (no Job)
sorry again