How The Hell Does He Do It? EDIT:Poll Added.
 

:twisted: So let me get this right, Santa flies round the world in one night, stops at every house, and drinks the whiskey/brandy/beer left for him?
OK, we all know how he gets the world in one night.Magic.But how the hell does he hold all that ale :wtf:
I mean, c'mon, a drink from every house in the world is some hard drinking by anyone's standards :roll: .He must be a Meat Loaf fan :mrgreen:
No wonder he only gets out once a year.He's in the Betty Ford clinic the rest of the time. :nuts:
And how about drinking and driving?Wonder if he's ever been pulled by the police?

Mousie,

There was a vicar lsat year who got into a lot of bother for suggesting in his Christmas sermon that santa didn't exist!!!

He upset a lot of children by proving with physics this fact.

However, He quickly pointed out that although physics state santa doesn't exist, he is magically so can do anything he wants!!!

Ehm, guys? There's proof that Santa does not exist.

His collegue, Sinterklaas, does, however. He lives in Spain nowadays, so pay him a visit while you're at it. :)

*In twiningly cute voice*
Nuh-uh! He's MAGI-KUL!

Of course he exists! :roll:

How dare you destroy the dreams of Santa Fans everywhere!!!

Luckily there is more proof that Santa does exist!!!

YAY!!! Hooray for Santa!! :lol: :lol:

:twisted: Ok.Poll added to sort this out once and for all.

Of course Santa is real 8) .
Who else would do the xmas shopping? :roll:

:lmao: Good one FM :lmao:


Of course he exists, I just have to convince my 10yr old that he does :lol:

Re: How The Hell Does He Do It? EDIT:Poll Added.
 

Reindeer have their driving licence! just in case... 8)

and they try to avoid smoking areas... just in case too... 8)

Of course Santa exists.

Otherwise where do the presents come from?

:twisted: Exactly.
What sane person would buy their children lots of xmas presents, then claim they were off someone else?
I had murder with my parents for years over this.I mean, after all, if a total stranger can give me loads of free stuff my mum and dad really could have made more of an effort :roll: .

When my son got to the "awkward" age he thought that "someone rich, like a king" brought all his presents. I soon put him straight. Of course Father Christmas exists. :lol:

How Santa manages to hold all his liquer is down to the fact some folks leave him glasses of milk to calm his stomach! :lol: