mlukfc.com Forums - Urgent Virus Alert

> WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.

> If you receive an e-mail entitled "Bedtimes"
> delete it IMMEDIATELY.
> Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty.
> It will not only erase everything on your hard drive,
> but it will also delete anything on disks within 20
> feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips
> on ALL of your credit cards.
> It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the
> tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field
> harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.
> It will program your phone auto dial to call only 900
> numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your
> fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE
> YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer. FOR
> GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?? It will leave dirty
> underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting
> company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and
> your Nair with Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message
> opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave
> the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged
> in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not
> only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses
> and pillows, it will also refill your Skimmed milk
> with whole milk.

> ******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******
> And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20
> seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg
> will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you,
> sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest
> you.
>
> Send to everyone