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Chris 10 May 2002 17:40

Appalling Joke!!!!!!!
 
I have just seen a MAGICAL tractor. it was driving down the road when suddenly it turned into a field!!!!!!!

Terrible I know

Chris :P

R. 10 May 2002 18:09

Bored?? :zzz:

Maybe this is something for you:

http://www.msnbc.com/news/749883.asp?0dm=C12JT&cp1=1 :p

8)
R.

Tim 10 May 2002 20:24

Well, is it English humor?

Because if i translate it in Dutch, it's a normal sentence, so.....

Steve 11 May 2002 14:01

Worry not - the duality of meaning of many words is a source of endless humour to Brits.......is this lack of understanding the basis of the oft-repeated statement that continentals lack a sense of humour?

R. 11 May 2002 14:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve
Worry not - the duality of meaning of many words is a source of endless humour to Brits.......is this lack of understanding the basis of the oft-repeated statement that continentals lack a sense of humour?

Woah!
I had to read this sentence three (3) times to understand it.
And the answer - at least in my case - is no. :p

8)
R.

Tim 11 May 2002 14:10

Quote:

is this lack of understanding the basis of the oft-repeated statement that continentals lack a sense of humour?
You say what? A lack of sense of humour on the continent? LOL
We dutch have a great sense of humour, i think this European continent has a great sense of humour. I mean, look what's happening around here, it's just humour. :D

No, what i mean is that you English people have a strange humour, but it's funny, like fawlty towers or bottom. Strange, but great humor. :P

R. 11 May 2002 14:16

Go here for an example: Answering machine

:))
R.

Tim 11 May 2002 15:28

Very, very cool!!! LOL

I'm still laughing!! Who is that guy, or who's voice is it, John Cleese?

Well, i'm send it to some friends, haha!!

Chris 14 Mar 2004 00:07

Re: Appalling Joke!!!!!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris
I have just seen a MAGICAL tractor. it was driving down the road when suddenly it turned into a field!!!!!!!

Terrible I know

Chris :P

I posted this joke on here 2 years ago.

As the Dawn Patrollers amongst us will know, Sarah Kennedy read this joke out on Friday morning on BBC Radio 2 at 7:10am!!!!!!!

I will get my 15 mins of fame!!!

black dog 14 Mar 2004 00:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by R.
Go here for an example: Answering machine

:))
R.

Love the message R.

Is that your answerphone message? :lol:

Rob The Badger 14 Mar 2004 00:44

God, I remember when you first posted this. . .I'm getting old.

R. 14 Mar 2004 00:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by black dog
Is that your answerphone message? :lol:

I forgot. :p

black dog 14 Mar 2004 12:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by R.
Quote:

Originally Posted by black dog
Is that your answerphone message? :lol:

I forgot. :p

You'd best go check. But don't forget what you're doing on the way

Caz 14 Mar 2004 14:44

oh god Chris, that was groanworthy that one was *so why am I laughing hysterically at it*

Mind you, it's better than some of the ones i know - which i daren't post on here .... they are bad ... really BAD :oops:

AndyK 14 Mar 2004 21:10

I've had my favourite joke ....


the three legged dog who walks into the saloon bar at the OK Coral who
when asked by the bar tender what he's doing there replies

"Ah'm looking fer the man who shot my paw"


read out on Drive on BBC Radio 5 Live, with full credits and accompanying groans from the presenters :D

Caz 15 Mar 2004 23:29

*Groannnnnnnnnnn* that was worse than Chris's joke Andy :lol:

261 and rising :D

AndyK 15 Mar 2004 23:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caz
*Groannnnnnnnnnn* that was worse than Chris's joke Andy :lol:

261 and rising :D

I thank you :D

Caz 15 Mar 2004 23:51

You are welcome Andy ..... at least it's helping me along with my postwhoring efforts :lol: :twisted:

AndyK 15 Mar 2004 23:52

well I like to do mybit to help :D

Caz 16 Mar 2004 00:04

And I need all the help I can get :lol: :lol:


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