mlukfc.com Forums

mlukfc.com Forums (https://www.mlukfc.com/forums/index.php)
-   General Messages (https://www.mlukfc.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=9)
-   -   To Fat To Rock and Roll... heard it??? (https://www.mlukfc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2489)

Kev 01 Nov 2003 15:02

To Fat To Rock and Roll... heard it???
 
I was scanning kazaa the other day and came across this. I think it can be best described as a meat tribute...

these are the lyrics...

Quote:

Baby the time has come, for me to make my final bow,
Before the spotlight flickers out, I’m gonna make my way some how,
The clowns and jesters, they make up the sweet with tears,
All I need is an electric guitar, and one last case of beers,

Nobody can tell me now, I'm too fat to rock and roll,
Nobody can tell me now, I'm too fat to rock and roll,

I'm gonna get a jelled doughnut and ride into the night,
And still eat a bucket of chicken while a riding on a motorbike,
You know I love you baby, didn't mean to cause you pain,
But I needed another sausage and a double order of chow main,
You know I love you baby, and I’m never gonna push you away,
But you shouldn't tried make me choose between you and the buffet

And nobody can tell me now, I'm too fat to rock and roll,
Nobody can tell me now, I'm too fat to rock and roll,

You know I love you baby, didn’t mean to make you cry,
But I need another hamburger and a slice of apple pie
And if there’s a god in heaven, like I know there’s a devil in hell,
One day I’m going to get you back, is that a barbaque I smell?

And nobody can tell me now, I'm too fat to rock and roll,
Nobody can tell me now, I'm too fat to rock and roll,

heat 01 Nov 2003 17:48

Re: To Fat To Rock and Roll... heard it???
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icwuke
I was scanning kazaa the other day and came across this. I think it can be best described as a meat tribute...

these are the lyrics...

Quote:

Baby the time has come, for me to make my final bow,
Before the spotlight flickers out, I’m gonna make my way some how,
The clowns and jesters, they make up the sweet with tears,
All I need is an electric guitar, and one last case of beers,

Nobody can tell me now, I'm too fat to rock and roll,
Nobody can tell me now, I'm too fat to rock and roll,

I'm gonna get a jelled doughnut and ride into the night,
And still eat a bucket of chicken while a riding on a motorbike,
You know I love you baby, didn't mean to cause you pain,
But I needed another sausage and a double order of chow main,
You know I love you baby, and I’m never gonna push you away,
But you shouldn't tried make me choose between you and the buffet

And nobody can tell me now, I'm too fat to rock and roll,
Nobody can tell me now, I'm too fat to rock and roll,

You know I love you baby, didn’t mean to make you cry,
But I need another hamburger and a slice of apple pie
And if there’s a god in heaven, like I know there’s a devil in hell,
One day I’m going to get you back, is that a barbaque I smell?

And nobody can tell me now, I'm too fat to rock and roll,
Nobody can tell me now, I'm too fat to rock and roll,


:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Tim 02 Nov 2003 14:45

Funny but strange lyrics.

Fallen Angel 08 Nov 2003 21:00

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: funny yet strange.

Kev 10 Nov 2003 18:57

NO BODY CAN TELL ME NOW, I'M TO FAT TO ROCK AAAAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDDDDDDD ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

Dave 10 Nov 2003 20:12

Thank you Kev for reminding me of this. It is a very funny track. I can post some clips if y'all would be interested. This is an extremely clever parody of Meat!!!

ROCK ON FAT PANTS!!!

Kev 10 Nov 2003 23:29

I just realized i missed 2 lines out of verse three...

castlesfallinsand 11 Nov 2003 20:31

hey, kev, who sings that song. ive been looking for it to download but cant find it.


All times are GMT +2. The time now is 20:44.

Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Copyright ©1999 - mlukfc.com
Made by R.


Page generated in 0.02314 seconds with 11 queries.