Money
 

MONEY
> >
> > It can buy a House................But not a Home
> >
> > It can buy a Bed..................But not Sleep
> >
> > It can buy a Clock................But not Time
> >
> > It can buy you a Book.......But not knowledge
> >
> > It can buy you a Position......But not Respect
> >
> > It can buy you Medicine.......But not Health
> >
> > It can buy you Blood............But not Life
> >
> > It can buy you Sex..............But not Love
> >
> > So you see money isn't everything.
> >
> > And it often causes pain and suffering.
> >
> > I tell you all this because I am your Friend,
> >
> > and as your Friend I want to take away
> >
> > your pain and suffering..............
> >
> > So send me all your money..........
> >
> > And I will suffer for you.
> >
> > CASH ONLY PLEASE!!!

But if I send you all my money I won't be able to buy anything. I'll die of chocolate deprivation.

Chocolate where?




Rosie

8O did someone mention chocolate?

Louise love the ditty!

Hehehe, Funny. CAn i sign up somewhere on a list to receive some money also??? :lmao:

Very cute!! I want to join the list too :twisted:


Maria

i have all of 10p if you want it! :P

I tell you what. You all send me a lot of money and I'll send you alot of chocolate wrappers

Ive just bought an £88 bottle of Bollenger RD for special occasion, anyone want some

Sorry,

Not a fan of bolly. Too fizzy so i get too many bubbles up my nose!! Now, if anyone wants to crack open the moet....

Anyone.....

Anyone at all.....

Please....